I haven't read it. The idea is too depressing. I prefer to snark about it instead. God knows I've read enough of the actual Help file. Going deeper than that would require much stronger coffee and probably a hard hat.
I see an intrinsic problem here. If you didn't know how to use the Help file, would you be able to use the Help file's Help file to figure it out?? It's recursive!! You can't get help for Help from the help file if you need help using it!
Do I like, have to know stuff abuot, like, science to be your advisor, or do I just get a shiny nameplate for my office door?* If a thorough understanding of the Scientific Method is not required, then my first act as your advisor would be to advise you to try the muffins with butter and cinnamon-sugar.
*I do get an office, right, full of clever posters about science and random things pertaining to Monty Python?
I had an excellent high school history teacher who taught me that we don't have "freedom" in the United States of America, we have independence, and that independence is "freedom with responsibility."
Voting the party ticket because everyone you know and trust is voting the party ticket, no questions asked? That's irresponsible. Paying attention to the election, researching the issues, finding out where the candidates stand on those issues and what effect their respective plans could have on the future of your country? Now we're talking.
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so... what does the help file for Help say about helping? ;)
I haven't read it. The idea is too depressing. I prefer to snark about it instead. God knows I've read enough of the actual Help file. Going deeper than that would require much stronger coffee and probably a hard hat.
I see an intrinsic problem here. If you didn't know how to use the Help file, would you be able to use the Help file's Help file to figure it out?? It's recursive!! You can't get help for Help from the help file if you need help using it!
I'm dizzy now.
Hellooooo Seven!
Now I have your blog address again! (Seemed to have misplaced it until J posted it, thanks J!)
Greetings, Corntacular One!
Do I like, have to know stuff abuot, like, science to be your advisor, or do I just get a shiny nameplate for my office door?* If a thorough understanding of the Scientific Method is not required, then my first act as your advisor would be to advise you to try the muffins with butter and cinnamon-sugar.
*I do get an office, right, full of clever posters about science and random things pertaining to Monty Python?
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