Wednesday, July 25, 2007

I Cite You! I Cite You Some More!

My office manager and I had a discussion today about German food. Her experiences with what was presented to her as "German food" have not been pleasant. She said that everything was boiled and nothing had enough spices in it.

"And there was excessive use of saurkraut."

How awesome would it be to run around citing random people for "excessive use of saurkraut"? I'd like a little notepad full of custom-printed tickets specifically for this purpose. I'd like a jaunty little cap and a bag to wear across my shoulder a la Lovely Rita, Meter Maid.

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